Sunday, December 20, 2009

ultrng *dumpd* me (a break up text msg)

[a recent unfortunate txt exchange between me and my love, ultrarunning]


scott: r u ign0ring me? y no lottery entries?


ultrng: i thnk we need time apart. c othr peepl.



scott: i knew it how could u



ultrng: we had fun. rmbr the g00d times.


scott: i thought we had smthg!!! wht abt @states? @cool? @miwok? u r so mean



ultrng: srsly, get over yrslf.



scott: wht did i do wrng? :(


ultrng: u cheated


scott: i did n0t cheat!!!!


ultrng: u did bcuz u ran othr races



scott: ???


ultrng: races tht r youngr, fastr...evry1 saw


scott: they mean n0thng, u r all tht mttrs


ultrng: d00d, its 0vr ...l8r


scott: jst 1 m0r? plz?!?!?



scott: hell0?


scott: ur an @ss
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19 comments:

  1. Brett12/20/2009 06:45:00 PM

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

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  2. Catherine12/20/2009 06:51:00 PM

    UR HYSTYRICAL.
    Sorry about your loss.

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  3. Jed Smith12/20/2009 07:14:00 PM

    I heard about your breakup. I'm just around the corner. Cum on over if you feel lonely, but come quickly, I might be moving.

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  4. Billy12/20/2009 07:53:00 PM

    Nicely done Scott. Haha.

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  5. Donald12/20/2009 10:13:00 PM

    LOL

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  6. Anonymous12/20/2009 11:54:00 PM

    at least you are 2 for 3
    I am 0 for 3

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  7. Hank Dart12/21/2009 11:41:00 AM

    Scott. This was great, as was your pre-lottery ode. Cheers.

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  8. Lemonjello12/21/2009 11:44:00 AM

    I just saw your name on the Cool list, but not mine....

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  9. Scott Dunlap12/21/2009 11:49:00 AM

    I know! I got on the Cool lottery list ten minutes after posting this, but recently found out I will be in NYC and can't make it. But it felt kinda good (in a teenager sort of way) to say "ha, I can reject you too". ;-)

    Lotteries are tough karma, I tell ya.

    SD

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  10. Anonymous12/21/2009 03:57:00 PM

    2funny 8-P

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  11. Anonymous12/21/2009 04:25:00 PM

    Scott, u frgt *FML*
    FML

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  12. Gretchen12/21/2009 04:26:00 PM

    Damn funny, Dunlap!

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  13. Marco Denson12/21/2009 10:29:00 PM

    my feelings exactly! I'm 0 for 3 too. the lottery gods suck!

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  14. brendaontheRun12/22/2009 08:02:00 PM

    Very funny!

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  15. Dave12/23/2009 08:24:00 AM

    FUNNY!!!!LOL

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  16. ultrarunner (Brian Philpot)12/24/2009 05:55:00 PM

    Better to go for a big run & forget about the bad time's!

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  17. A Plain Observer12/25/2009 02:49:00 PM

    Love it!!!!
    Clever, great!
    I wrote something similar one time. It's wonderful when running takes a life of its own

    http://becauseitisi.blogspot.com/2009_10_11_archive.html

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  18. Shannon W.12/25/2009 10:07:00 PM

    Hilarious, Scott. Really, d00d.

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  19. Paige9/14/2011 10:21:00 AM

    Hi-larious! Love this post.

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