[a recent unfortunate txt exchange between me and my love, ultrarunning]
scott: r u ign0ring me? y no lottery entries?
ultrng: i thnk we need time apart. c othr peepl.
scott: i knew it how could u
ultrng: we had fun. rmbr the g00d times.
scott: i thought we had smthg!!! wht abt @states? @cool? @miwok? u r so mean
ultrng: srsly, get over yrslf.
scott: wht did i do wrng? :(
ultrng: u cheated
scott: i did n0t cheat!!!!
ultrng: u did bcuz u ran othr races
scott: ???
ultrng: races tht r youngr, fastr...evry1 saw
scott: they mean n0thng, u r all tht mttrs
ultrng: d00d, its 0vr ...l8r
scott: jst 1 m0r? plz?!?!?
scott: hell0?
scott: ur an @ss
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
ReplyDeleteUR HYSTYRICAL.
ReplyDeleteSorry about your loss.
I heard about your breakup. I'm just around the corner. Cum on over if you feel lonely, but come quickly, I might be moving.
ReplyDeleteNicely done Scott. Haha.
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteat least you are 2 for 3
ReplyDeleteI am 0 for 3
Scott. This was great, as was your pre-lottery ode. Cheers.
ReplyDeleteI just saw your name on the Cool list, but not mine....
ReplyDeleteI know! I got on the Cool lottery list ten minutes after posting this, but recently found out I will be in NYC and can't make it. But it felt kinda good (in a teenager sort of way) to say "ha, I can reject you too". ;-)
ReplyDeleteLotteries are tough karma, I tell ya.
SD
2funny 8-P
ReplyDeleteScott, u frgt *FML*
ReplyDeleteFML
Damn funny, Dunlap!
ReplyDeletemy feelings exactly! I'm 0 for 3 too. the lottery gods suck!
ReplyDeleteVery funny!
ReplyDeleteFUNNY!!!!LOL
ReplyDeleteBetter to go for a big run & forget about the bad time's!
ReplyDeleteLove it!!!!
ReplyDeleteClever, great!
I wrote something similar one time. It's wonderful when running takes a life of its own
http://becauseitisi.blogspot.com/2009_10_11_archive.html
Hilarious, Scott. Really, d00d.
ReplyDeleteHi-larious! Love this post.
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